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[18 Jul 2008|02:53am]
Hello, Babes...
SO Sorry, I took a bit of a vacation from posting Events for awhile!
The Dog Days of summer are here and, I don't know about you, BUT I feel the itch to get
out and be with my community.
My summer, so far, has been filled with days of diligent work and private creative time.
I must say I'm missing the masses. Please come out and Play!
There are a variety of new events, I have a couple new acts and some revamped, too!
BUT Most seriously... Its summer! Its time to get out and savor the sweat... Many little Fun
and Fabulous shows need your support to continue happening! The economy is low, and
NYC in the summer is hard on all of us, so please come out and support local
entertainment so we can keep bringing it when you need a smile, some inspiration, or a
moment to take your mind off your worries!
Lord knows our shows are affordable!
I'm involved in a bunch of *Very Special* events to keep you coolly contented and amused
in the heat...Here is the rest of my July:

*EVENTS*

1. 7/18 Pinchbottom Declares WAR! @ The Flea (Tribeca, NYC)
2. 7/19 Pinchbottom Declares WAR! @ The Flea (Tribeca, NYC)
3. 7/19 THE UNDERWEAR PARTY @ Pacha (Chelsea, NYC)
4. 7/20 Pinchbottom Declares WAR! @ The Flea (Tribeca, NYC)
5. 7/22 GoGo @ Barette (Park Slope, Brooklyn)
6. 7/23 Wednesday Eve. Burlesque And Beaut @ The Slipperroom (LES, NYC)
7. 7/25 Hot Box @ The Slipperroom (LES, NYC)
8. 7/26 Sugar Shack @ Club Helsinki (Berkshires, Massachusetts)
9. 7/28 New Mon. Night Burlesque @ Public Assembly (Willyburg, Brooklyn)
10.7/29 School of Burlesque @ Coney Island Museum (Coney Is., Brooklyn)
11.7/30 Skullduggary & Skin Show @ Lucky Chengs (EV, NYC)

*THE DETAILS* )
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MAY NEWS AND EVENTS! [05 May 2008|01:46pm]
Hello My Frequent Fanciers!

Check out this Months SPIN Magazine...I'm am featured in an article on stylish
people who
attended the Dances of Vice Festival in NYC (http://www.dancesofvice.com/). Its
an
incredible party packed full of the most decadently dressed in the spirit of the
early 20th
century days of forgotten elegance, decadence, creativity, and vice!

AND I have some Fantastic news!!! After years of hard work,obstacles and fierce
diligence
in my art, I am honored to announce that I will be competing in the MISS EXOTIC
WORLD
PAGEANT On Saturday June 7th! It's the Mecca Of Burlesque!
For those of you who do not know...This is a Massive Benefit for the Burlesque
Hall of
Fame and Museum located in Las Vegas.
You may remember the big benefit I threw for them a year ago. (Las Vegas or Bust
(or
Both!))
The Burlesque Hall of Fame™ is a 501 (c) (3) non-profit organization. Their
mission is to
inspire, educate and entertain the public, fostering an appreciation for and
understanding
of the unique history and heritage of vintage Burlesque--including but not
limited to the
art, artifacts and personal histories of its biggest names and brightest stars.

After that (June 9th thru 16th) I will be hitting the road to LA or a week for
more
photoshoots, show and fun!

Come out and Play with me!

Thanks And I hope to see you soon!
XOXO
Amber Ray

***MAY EVENTS***

1. WED.5/7/08 Shaken and Stirred @ Niagra NYC (EV)
2. FRI. 5/9/08 Night Of A Thousand Stevies @ Highline Ballroom NYC (CHelsea)
3. SAT. 5/10/08 Dr. Sketchy's @ The Lucky Cat Brooklyn (williamsburg)
4. SAT. 5/10/08 Till Death Do Me Part @ Private Locale
5. TUE. 5/13/08 Foreign Affairs @ Corio NYC (SOHO)
6. FRI. 5/16/08 Barette Burlesque @ Barette Brooklyn
7. SAT. 5/17/08 Upstairs Downstairs @ Slipperroom NYC (LES)
8. TUE. 5/20/08 Barette GOGO @ Barette Brooklyn
9. THU. 5/22/08 Starshine Burlesque @ Fortune Cookie Cabaret NYC (EV)
10.WED.5/28/08 Sloppy 2nds @ Slipperroom NYC (LES)
11.SAT. 5/31/08 Shanghai Mermaid @ Private Locale

***THE DETAILS*** )
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Showering you with April Fun! [12 Apr 2008|06:26pm]
Sorry I am a little late this month, and sorry to those who i didn't get a chance to promote.
I've been really REALLY busy!
Anyways...Here's the rest of my gigs for April!

1. 4/16/08 Skullduggary & Skin Show @ Fortune Cookie Cabaret/Lucky Chengs (EV)
2. 4/18/08 Pinchbottom's Boob Job (A Heist) @ Collective Unconscious (Tribeca)
3. 4/19/08 Pinchbottom's Boob Job (A Heist) @ Collective Unconscious (Tribeca)
4. 4/24/08 Starshine Burlesque @ Fortune Cookie Cabaret/Lucky Chengs (EV)
5. 4/25/08 Hot Box @ The Slipperroom (LES)
6. 4/27/08 Swap-o-rama @ NYU (NOHO)
7. 4/27/08 Blue Bluer Bluest @ Union Pool (willyburg BK)

The Details... )
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March With Me!!! NYC, New Haven AND Chicago! [05 Mar 2008|09:06pm]
MY Peoples!!!

*****UPDATES & NEWS*****

Everything is looking great and I'm feeling fine!
I just got back from a wonderful Biz Trip to LA, And I have to say, LA has changed quite a bit!
Things are looking cleaner, People or looking more sane and all around it is looking more beautiful...The Sketchier part of Hollywood Blvd. has done a 180, since I have been there!
So After Much shopping, Getting Shot and doing Fabulous Shows, I want to make a special Thank you to everyone in LA who included me and Muffin (My Best Lady Heidi, Cannibal Flower, Scarlette Letter, Lili Von Stupp and of course, Penny Star Jr.), and also thanks to all the Lovlies who bought my Amber Ray Accoutrements!
I did 4 AWESOME shoots while I was there.
www.Marlarutherford.com Marla Shot me out At El Mirage in 3 different get-ups
www.Munyhaus.com Brad shot me for his upcoming Book "Strange Girls"
www.Abluegirlworld.com Heidi shot Muffin & I @ a special Hollywood Hills cave location.
And also a special video shoot by www.St-eve.net (also with Muffin out at Joshua Tree)

You can see some of the Marla pics, NOW, in my "photo shoots" album at www.myspace.com/amberrayc

The future is looking even brighter as I adventure to New Haven Connecticut to do Leroi The Girl-Boi's last "Big Bang Burlesque Show" in New Haven on Saturday and then I am off to Chicago on Sunday to Headline Angela Eve's Star Glow Ball @ the Admiral Theater and also The Glitter and Glamour Party @ The Debonair Social Club.
See me in the Time Out Chicago Press Here:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v695/femmechatte/Amber-Ray-TimeOut-WEBcopy.jpg

I will Round out My Chicago Adventure by performing @ Lipschtick. Miss Exotic World 2005, Michelle Lamour has Snatched me up for Her Funny-Fancy-Sexy Friday Show @ The Lakeshore Theater.

I will Have My Flowers With me on ALL My Journies...
I have them in a case, I can travel with them easy.
Let me know if you need anything special, Whenever!

Before I leave NYC, will be doing a special Cabaret produced My Mr. Daniel Isengart called "Foreign Affairs" in Chinatown, and I will be back In a week to continue on with my NYC Gigs Including Slipperroom, Shanghai Mermaid and Jackie 60's new Jewel Box Party.

And Now Here's the...


*****EVENTS*****

1. Thursday 3/6-"Foreign Affairs" (Chinatown, NYC)
2. Saturday 3/8-"BIG BANG Burlesque" (New Haven, Connecticut)
3. Tuesday 3/11-"Star Glow Ball" (Chicago, Ill.)
4. Thursday 3/13-"The Gitter Glamour Party" (Chicago, Ill.)
5. Friday 3/14-"Lipschtick" (Chicago, Ill.)
6. Weds. 3/19-"Sloppy Seconds" @ Slipperroom (LES, NYC)
7. Saturday 3/22-"Shanghai Mermaid" (Dumbo, Brklyn)
8. Friday 3/28-"HotBox" @ Slipperroom (LES, NYC)
9. Sunday 3/30-"Jewel Box" @ Le Royale (West Vill, NYC)


*****DETAILS***** )
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what?!!! [17 Feb 2008|05:52am]
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Love Bugging it with me... the dates! [05 Feb 2008|10:56pm]
Hello Ladies and Gents!

February is already off and running, And I haven't been able to sit down and shoot you my
Events! I better hurry before this short month runs it's BitterSweet course. Luckily we have
one more day, this month because its Leap Year!!!
I have a Lil' touring planned, too!
I am working on a new act for Weimar NY...If you want to know what show I am talking
about, Please see the trailer...I' m in it!
http://www.therehab .com/virgin/ Weimar_SFMOMA. mov

Later this Month, Muffin and I venture west to LA for a trip of FUN, FROLICS, Photo
SHOOTS, Shows and Reunions!
2008 certainly has incredible things in store, and we are working hard to deliver our
creations to you.

Please Stay tuned, We hope to see you soon!

*MY EVENTS*

1. Wednesday 2/6 Sloppy Seconds @ The Slipperroom (LES NYC)
2. Thursday 2/7 Starshine Burlesque @ RIFIFI (EV NYC)
3. Wednesday 2/13 Kiss & Tell @ Rose Live Music (BillyBurg Brooklyn)
4. Saturday 2/16 Mr Choad's @ Slipperroom (LES NYC)
5. Monday 2/25 Monday Night Burlesque @ 3 of Clubs (Hollywood CA)
6. Thursday 2/28 Club Schmutzig @ El Cid (Sliverlake LA, CA)

****The Details*** )
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[04 Feb 2008|09:46pm]
Hello Ladies and Gents!

February is already off and running, And I haven't been able to sit down and
shoot you my
Events! I better hurry before this short month runs it's BitterSweet course.
Luckily we have
one more day, this month because its Leap Year!!!
I have a Lil' touring planned, too!
I am working on a new act for Weimar NY...If you want to know what show I am
talking
about, Please see the trailer...I'm in it!
http://www.therehab.com/virgin/Weimar_SFMOMA.mov

Later this Month, Muffin and I venture west to LA for a trip of FUN, FROLICS,
Photo
SHOOTS, Shows and Reunions!
2008 certainly has incredible things in store, and we are working hard to
deliver our
creations to you.

Please Stay tuned, We hope to see you soon!

*MY EVENTS*

1. Sloppy Seconds @ The Slipperroom (LES NYC)
2. Starshine Burlesque @ RIFIFI (EV NYC)
3. Kiss & Tell @ Rose Live Music (BillyBurg Brooklyn)
4. Mr Choad's @ Slipperroom (LES NYC)
5. Monday Night Burlesque @ 3 of Clubs (Hollywood CA)
6. Club Schmutzig @ El Cid (Sliverlake LA, CA)

****The Details*** )
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Check it out!!! [27 Jan 2008|02:41pm]
This isn normal bob smiths new game!
Find the pieces and put them in place next to the nun, play dress up and find out what happens when the golden butterfly appears!!!

http://www.normalbobsmith.com/nun/#
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I dont know about you, but I HATE junk mail! [04 Jan 2008|02:14am]
I'm so sick of having to rip up all the cash advance checks so I can avoid getting frauded.
And I am sick of credit card companies soliciting me to get another!
And it really bums me out that there is all this trash!

Call your credit cards and request for them to stop!
You can also request paperless statements!
It might take 90 days for your credit cards to stop with all the extra mail, but isnt it green?
Isnt it worth it to get rid of the hassles?

I searched for a guide to cleaning up our snail mail boxes.
And boy, have I called them all!!!

Please join me in making a more uncomplicated start to our brand new wonderful year!!!

http://www.wikihow.com/Get-Rid-of-Junk-Mail
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Amber Ray Fast food favorites! [17 Dec 2007|03:08pm]
Annie chun's sushi wraps...make your own maki!!!

http://www.worldpantry.com/cgi-bin/ncommerce3/ProductDisplay?prmenbr=26081&prrfnbr=591799


Annie's Single serving mac and cheese.

http://www.reallynatural.com/archives/food/annies_organic_mac_cheese_1.php

with the mac and cheese i like to add a little "smart ground" original or taco filling for a heartier meal!

http://www.lightlife.com/sgoriginal.html
http://www.lightlife.com/taco.html
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Three december shows added! [15 Dec 2007|07:17pm]
Hello Fancy Friends, AGAIN!!!!

The Holidays are here and I'm happy to announce MORE December EVENTS and also that my flowers are on parade FOR SALE.
Fix up your favorite Burlesque, Pin up or Fancy Divas with one of my custom
Pieces!!
There is an array of bejeweled and not bejeweled flowers just waiting to land on
someone's pretty little head...I even have some fabulous Holiday Poinsettias.

MY ETSY STORE: www.amberray.etsy.com
Take a look if you want to preview my stock.
I am willing to consider negotiation on price for the flowers, as well as do any
custom work.
The Thursday (BEFORE XMAS) December 20th, I will be selling my flowers
after...
STARSHINE BURLESQUE @ RIFIFI!!!
332 E. 11th St., New York, NY 10003
(between 1st and 2nd aves)
A special THANK YOU Creamy Stevens and Little Brooklyn for allowing me to do so!
I encourage you to make it to this thursdays show, as i will be offering special holiday discounts!


*DECEMBER EVENTS*
1. Saturday 12/15-Mr Choad's...@ Slipperroom (LES)
2. Sunday 12/16- Chaos and Candy @ The BOX (les NYC)
3. Monday 12/17- Holiday Burlesque @ Galapagos (willyburg nyc)
4. Thursday 12/20-Starshine Burlesque @ Rififi (to sell flowers) (EV NYC)
5. Sunday 12/23- Chaos and Candy @ The BOX (Les NYC)


***1.Saturday 12/15-Mr Choad's...@ Slipperroom (LES)***
Mr. Choad's Upstairs/Downstairs
NYC's Longest Running Burlesque Show
Doors at 8, go-go at 10:30, show at midnight. $5 cover. No reservations taken,
so come
early for a good seat.
www.Slipperrom.com
167 Orchard (at the corner of stanton in the lower east side.)


***2. Sunday 12/16- Chaos and Candy @ The BOX (LES NYC)
9:00 PM SHOW (8:00 PM doors)
The Box presents Chaos and Candy: "Chicken in the Snow"
Chaos + Candy, the riotous holiday spectacular created by Adam Dugas, returns to The Box in its 6th annual installment. Inspired by supernatural legends of the yuletide, this year's show "Chicken in the Snow" will transform The Box into a haunted holiday honky-tonk with ghostly visits from imaginary country stars of yore.
Limited tickets will also be available at the door on the night of the show.
To buy tickets now:
http://www.ticketweb.com/user/?region=xxx&query=search&interface=ticketweb&newhps=1&search=chaos%2Bcandy&x=0&y=0
*This is A very special Holiday show filled with astounding talent by proffessional musicians, song writers and Characters.
I will be SINGING a SOLO And A DUET... Sorry no Burlesque this time ...but that WONT stop you from being delighted!!!

***3. Monday 12/17- Holiday Burlesque @ Galapagos (willyburg nyc)
9:30pm $5
Monday Night Burlesque
presents "Moisty the Snowman"
A special Holiday Monday Night Burlesque
Bradford Scobie hosts as "Moisty the Snowman"
Featuring:
Amber Ray
Peek-a-Boo Pointe
Roja Rouge
Plus Live DJ(Vinyl): Amber Martin!
Advance tickets now available at SmartTix.com
More info @ www.galapagosartspace.com
Galapagos Art Space
70 North 6th Street
between Kent and Wythe
Williamsburg, Brooklyn, NY 11211
718 782-5188


***4. Thursday 12/20-Starshine Burlesque @ Rififi (flower sales) (EV NYC)
I will be selling my Amber ray accoutrements after...
STARSHINE BURLESQUE @ RIFIFI!!!
332 E. 11th St., New York, NY 10003
(between 1st and 2nd aves)
A special THANK YOU Creamy Stevens and Little Brooklyn for allowing me to do so!
I encourage you to make it to this thursdays show, as i will be offering special holiday discounts!
Come to This stunning Holiday show!!!

***5. Sunday 12/16- Chaos and Candy @ The BOX (LES NYC)
9:00 PM SHOW (8:00 PM doors)
The Box presents Chaos and Candy: "Chicken in the Snow"
Chaos + Candy, the riotous holiday spectacular created by Adam Dugas, returns to The Box in its 6th annual installment. Inspired by supernatural legends of the yuletide, this year's show "Chicken in the Snow" will transform The Box into a haunted holiday honky-tonk with ghostly visits from imaginary country stars of yore.
Limited tickets will also be available at the door on the night of the show.
To buy tickets now:
http://www.ticketweb.com/user/?region=xxx&query=search&interface=ticketweb&newhps=1&search=chaos%2Bcandy&x=0&y=0
* This is A very special Holiday show filled with astounding talent by proffessional musicians, song writers, dancers and Kooky Characters.
I will be SINGING a SOLO And A DUET... Sorry no Burlesque this time ...but that WONT stop you from being delighted!!!
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If today is your Birthday.... [30 Nov 2007|07:09pm]
NY Post...
November 30, 2007 -- You can go anywhere and do anything over the coming 12 months - all roads and all possibilities are open to you now. How far you travel and how much you accomplish is limited only by your mind's ability to visualize the future and your special place in it. In other words, it's up to you.

Astrology.com...
Forecast for November 2007 to November 2008
Venus harmonizes with Jupiter and Neptune at the time of your birthday this year, and you are more imaginative and attuned to the world of beauty and romance at this time in your life. This year, you’re bound to enjoy increased social opportunities as well as a boost in your personal popularity and magnetism. Others are looking on you favorably, particularly friends and lovers (or potential lovers). You are more friendly, optimistic, and big-hearted than usual. A cheerful and hopeful outlook increases your chances of gaining cooperation from others. You could find that you are more open and trusting of friends and lovers, and that you easily win others‘ trust. Financial benefits may come your way. Gentleness with others is the best way to harness this energy and to attract what you want into your life. There could be truly "magical" times on a romantic and social level. You might even find and fall in love with the person of your dreams. Benefits come through paying attention to your dreams and intuitions. You are more open than ever to finding beauty in people and situations, and this openness subtly attracts interesting and beautiful circumstances into your life.
With the Sun in creative aspect to Neptune, a more sensitive--even mysterious--persona is projected this year, and this can attract pleasantly unusual circumstances (and people) into your life. You will want to reserve time alone--away from the hectic pace of life--for reflection, prayer, and meditation.
Until August 2008, however, Saturn transits square your Sun. You‘ll be working hard at disciplining yourself this year. As you face obstacles to your goals, you begin to see the tools with which you have to overcome them. A dose of realism may seem forced upon you from time to time this year, but your efforts to measure up to expectations can ultimately increase your confidence in your ability to be responsible for yourself. You are likely to have new or increased responsibilities this year, and it might take some time to get adjusted to them. The need to re-structure and re-organize your life will be apparent at some point this year. You may lose yourself in work and responsibilities and take yourself too seriously! As long as you work hard, but take time for relaxation and meditation as well, there is nothing to worry about. Most commonly, this influence suggests that a period of the year ahead may be felt to be physically draining and frustrating. When you begin to feel this influence, all you need to do is take a step back, avoid worrying about what others think of you, and simply apply yourself to your work and duties until it passes. Recognize that it is unlikely that life itself, and circumstances in your life, are challenging. You are challenging yourself by expecting too much. Your ego may be a little frail at this point, and, as a result, you may be harder on yourself than you need be. Much can be accomplished this year. Although you may not see immediate results for your efforts, important groundwork can be laid for the future.
Mars trines Uranus and sextiles Saturn, suggesting bursts of creativity and energy that help you to further your goals. Healthy risk-taking is likely this year, as you are more able to spot an opportunity when you see one. It is easier than usual to break free from habits that have previously held you back from going after what you want in life. Work takes on definite shape, and you can see results from your efforts, or at least foresee success down the road. This gives you a sense of responsibility and a feeling of directedness and purposefulness. It's also a good year to get and feel organized.
With Jupiter conjunct Pluto in your Solar Return chart, an increased need for shared interests with others, as well as for adventurous or risky undertakings, is with you this year as you strive for more personal significance. Benefits may come through those in authority or the government. The year ahead is one of personal growth and expansion--an ambitious time when a desire for success is especially strong. Your ability to sway or persuade others is enhanced. One of the most positive uses of this influence is a drive to better yourself. You might solve a problem that has been in existence for some time, or capitalize upon a resource that was previously hidden. Social or material goals may come into strong focus, and reform could figure this year. Your faith may be reborn or developed strongly now. You might decide to invest your time and energy (and possibly money) into an ambitious new project. You should take advantage of the increased drive this influence brings, but avoid tendencies towards self-righteousness, exaggeration, and obsession. In general, big business, the law, grants, taxes, education, and commerce are well-starred for you this year. Increased influence, faith, and insight are likely in the year ahead.
An increased desire to improve your life, and for more success in general, is with you this year. This is a year in which you have the desire to go for gold with determination, although circumstances are such that you need to get over a few humps. Romantic bliss (or at least contentment) may be had during this period of your life! It's a strong year for creativity, romance, and big business, as long as you pace yourself and remain realistic.
2007 is a Number Five year for you. Ruled by Mercury. This is a year of exploration and freedom. It's a time when exploration and reaching out to others brings opportunities. It's a good time to advertise and sell. Surprises are in store, and the routine is broken. This is a year when exciting relationships can be formed, or, if you are already in a partnership, new life is breathed into the relationship. Advice - explore, look for adventure, keep your eyes open for opportunities, mingle.
2008 will be a Number Six year for you. Ruled by Venus. This is a year of relative contentment. It is a time when love is the easiest to attract, and partnerships formed under this vibration have a better chance for longevity. You are able to attract others, and material things as well, this year. This is a good year for establishing harmony in the family and in the home. Advice - develop existing relationships, be positive and receptive because these kinds of energies help you to attract what you desire.

The ruling planet for this day is Jupiter as well as the ruling planet for this sign. What does a double Jupiter mean to the November 30th person? Vision, space and most of all unparalleled wisdom. this person has all the tools to change the world and most usually do in some way or another. They can sometimes cause themselves problems by reacting too sharply to an issue. As a mate, the November 30th person is witty and spontaneous. The ideal mate of this person would be able to accept (not necessarily agree) with their mates views.
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My December Events and the Art of Gift Giving... [28 Nov 2007|05:58pm]
Hello Fancy Friends!

The Holidays are here and I'm happy to announce December EVENTS and that my flowers on parade FOR SALE.
Fix up your favorite Burlesque, Pin up or Fancy Divas with one of my custom Pieces!!
There is an array of bejeweled and not bejeweled flowers just waiting to land on someone's pretty little head...I even have some fabulous Holiday Flower Headresses.

MY ETSY STORE: www.amberray.etsy.com
Take a look if you want to preview my stock.
I am willing to consider negotiation on price for the flowers, as well as do any custom work.
AND For the NEXT 4 Thursdays leading up to XMAS, I will be selling my flowers after...
STARSHINE BURLESQUE @ RIFIFI!!!
332 E. 11th St., New York, NY 10003
(between 1st and 2nd aves)
A special THANK YOU Creamy Stevens and Little Brooklyn for allowing me to do so!
I encourage you to make it to EVERY show, I will be selling at!
Its always different and lots of fun!
One of the best shows in NYC!!!
This thursday is special because its MY BIRTHDAY at midnight!
Please come and help me pay off all the money I invested in these beauties or buy holiday presents and help me celebrate my 29th birthday!

Aside from that Please come to the David Barton Gym toy drive and give toys

IF you want to help ANIMALS...
World Famous BOB and Peekaboo Pointe did a benefit for the BARC Shelter in Williamsburg in October.
It turns out if you would like to volunteer a bit of your time, just drop by and give them your government id (and be atleast 21) while you take a dog in the shelter for a walk!
They also have a kitty room where you can play with kitties...every hug, pet and paw-paw counts!
They are located in Williamsburg Brooklyn
BARC Shelter
253 Wythe Ave.
Brooklyn, NY
11211
718.486.7489
Fax 718.486.7940
http://barcshelter.wordpress.com/

*DECEMBER EVENTS*

1. Saturday 12/1- Dr. Sketchy's @ Lucky Cat (willyburg, brooklyn)
2. Tuesday 12/4- Rouge Coquette @ AZZA (UES)
3. Thursday 12/6- Starshine Burlesque @ RIFIFI (EV)
4. Tuesday 12/11-Toy Drive @ DAVID BARTON GYM
5. Saturday 12/15-Mr Choad's...@ Slipperroom (LES)
6. Friday 12/21-GARY 49~The Jewel Box @ Pussycat Lounge (financial dist)

*Details Of December Events* )
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Ebay Ate My Wallet, Etsy now has Amber Ray Accoutrements! [17 Nov 2007|01:50am]
Hairclips Galore!!!

Please visit my Etsy store!

amberray.etsy.com

Xmas, hanukkah and appreciation of your fellow man season is swiftly on its way!
Custom orders are available, as well...
Just email me!!!

Thanks,
Amber Ray
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NYC NovAmber Ray! [08 Nov 2007|05:47pm]
Sorry I am late with the November Updates!
I was bogged down by the great Monster I know as Halloween...as well as other
projects.
I appreciate the slow down!
So let's all get Thankful!!!
There is a video up on Youtube By Superstar Die J Mars and his project Binary
Star that
Muffin and I (among other NYC art stars) are featured in...see it here!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fc5fqDme7yQ

As you may know I have opened an EBAY Store with Amber Ray Accoutrements.
There is also some other odds and ends in there...(See Muffins 2008 Fantastical
Art
Calender!)
Please take a look and let me know what you think, buy something, or tell me
what you
dont see there and need to see!
I will be posting new flowers and other exciting items as they are made...Please
add me as
one of your favorite stores and you will get updates on New Items!!!

Ebay store:

http://stores.ebay.com/amburlesque

Aside from that, Last night Muffin and I shared our 3rd wedding anniversary and
are
anxiously creating wonderful art, fancy costumes and exhuberant performances
together!!!
Our birthdays are both in the last couple days of November.
November is a yummy never-ending celebration for Anniversary, Thanks and Life!

Please come out and make it esspecially wonderful with me!!!

XO
Amber Ray

And now the...

**********EVENTS***********

1. 11/8 Starshine Burlesque @ RIFIFI (EV)
2. 11/9 Hot Box @ The Slipperroom (LES)
3. 11/12 Sugar Shack @ Galapagos (Willyburg)
4. 11/16 Tingle Tangle Club @ Grasslands (Willyburg)
5. 11/20 Rouge Coquette @ Azza (UES)
6. 11/27 The Flesh Factory @ Lotus (MPD)


********The Details*********

**********1. 11/8 Starshine Burlesque @ RIFIFI (EV)**********
Little Brooklyn and Creamy Stevens present
Starshine Burlesque
Featuring:
Amber Ray!
Darlinda Just Darlinda!
Bird of Paradise!
Selina Vixen!
and two of the the two ladies who bring you a fabulous different show every week
Creamy Stevens and
Little Brooklyn
Hosted by: Albert Cadabra
Starshine Burlesque takes it off every Thursday night at Rififi. Enjoy a
cocktail before the
show show as go-go sensations bump and grind to the irresistible sounds sounds
of the
turntable. On stage, in the Backroom Starshine turns up the heat with a variety
show of
eye-popping striptease, magic, and vaudevillian antics. A different show every
week...
of comedy, music, dance and good old fashioned burly-Q!
Pre show gogo : Gal Friday
will rev your engine before the show even starts!
Sexy Gatekeepe : Pop Pistol
womans the door and manhandles you
Adorable Stage Kitten: Misty Rivers
Plier of Potables: Lindsey
Master of Light and Sound : Antonio
RiFiFi (Cinema Classics)
332 East 11th Street at 1st Avenue
Every Thursday- 10:15ish pm $10
RESERVED SEATING:
Limited advanced seating will be available for the public on a first-come,
first-served
basis.
Doors will open for advanced seating at 10:15ish pm tickets are $15.00
$10 General admission will seat shortly after.
STARSHINE SKINFLINT SPECIAL!
Two for $15! Thats right! $10 per person, two for $15
Make a friend, buy a stranger a beer and enjoy the show!

**********2. 11/9 Hot Box Burlesque @ The Slipperroom (LES)**********
Amber Ray, Tigger and more!!!
DJ Momotaro spins dirty funk, go-go, garage, nasty blues, freak-out fabulous
tracks.
Doors at 8pm, go-go at 10:30pm, show at midnight. $5 cover. No reservations
taken, so
come early for a good seat.
167 Orchard street @ Stanton In the Lower East Side
www.slipperroom.com


**********3. 11/12 Sugar Shack @ Galapagos (Willyburg)***********
10pm $5
70 North 6th Street
between Kent and Wythe
Williamsburg, Brooklyn, NY 11211
718 782-5188
Sugar Shack Burlesque: Shaken & Stirred
NYC's ONLY Burlesque DanceParty at Galapagos
Go-Go and FREE cotton candy through the night. This month featuring Bursts of
Burleque
by Harvest Moon, Amber Ray, Balloonheadz, and the Ladies of the Shack, RunAround
Sue
and Legs Malone with DJ Jess from Indierotica!
www.myspace.com/sugarshackburlesque
http://www.galapagosartspace.com/


**********4. 11/16 Tingle Tangle @ Grasslands (Willyburg)***********
GlassLands in W'burg (289 Kent Ave at S.1st)
I dont know the detail but this is a place where new material is to be
developed!
Come watch me sing a new song in fabulosity!!!

**********5. 11/20 Rouge Coquette @ Azza (UES)**********
Join Melody Sweets and the lovely ladies of the Rouge Coquette at Azza to
experience the
sexiest, naughtiest, most elegant show in town !
Come downstairs to the lounge and enjoy a signature cocktail, order a hookah,
play a
game of poker or pool in the game room and watch as our rotating roster of
glamour -
puss performers leave your mouth agape!
See it while it's still FREE! ... yes.... FREE !
(* with two drink minimum)
New surprises every week!
Our favorite guest dj ...DJ e*rock!
and a birthday celebration for Jennye!
Get there early for good seats!
Showtime 10pm!
*Don't miss the Rouge Coquette's special Halloween extravaganza!
For dinner reservations in their gorgeous French Moroccan restaurant upstairs
call 212.755.7055
or visit them online
www.azzanyc.com
137 East 55th Street @ Lexington Avenue
(2 blocks from the 6 train)


**********6. 11/27 The Flesh Burlesque at Factory @ Lotus (MPD)**********
Michael Formika Jones, Michael T and Richie Rich
along with Amanda Lepore, Cazwell, CoCo, Gregorr, Bronques & Rainblo
DJS Michael Cavadias aka Lily of The Valley and Miss Guy take you through the
night with
the best Rock, Dance, Electro and 80s music!
Join us for our burlesque dinner show with
Creamy Stevens, Little Brooklyn
and weekly special guests. Show begins at 10:15pm.
Show seating LIMITED, call for reservations:
212-243-4420 x250.
Door by Harry
409 West 14th Street NYC (between 9th & 10th Avenues) | 212-243-4420
Directions: A, C, E; L at 14th St-8th Ave
*Proof of Age Required
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Amber Ray Accoutrements opens ebay store! Hair clips galore! [07 Nov 2007|02:17am]
Hello Everyone!!!

I am pleased to announce that my high quality Flower clip creations, (aka Amber Ray Accoutrements) has opened an Ebay Store in time for the holidays!!!!
Please come and visit!
Dont forget your favorite Divas!!!

http://stores.ebay.com/amburlesque

If you see something you like and might be interested in doubles (or more), please dont hesitate to email...I may have more in stock.

I will be back soon with my November Show Updates!

Thanks so much!

Amber Ray
www.amberray.net
www.myspace.com/amberrayc
www.stores.ebay.com/amburlesque
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[06 Nov 2007|02:37am]
Question Your Beliefs.


Question your beliefs, your reason for existence.

Question your will. What will become of you in the end?

This is necessary for all of humanity, but most of us do not seek out an answer. We merely continue on, conforming to a society that creates a perpetual state of depression and increases the tendency towards suicide. Ask yourself, what are you doing it for?

Take an honest look at the pillars of this civilization, media destroys truth, schools destroy knowledge, religions destroy spirituality, and governments destroy freedom.

Ponder the meaning of Your Own existence and what YOU could become with your own self will. Not the dogma of greed stricken establishments. Running along the path of capital gain to be on TV and show how much money they have, rather than pronounce themselves true to their instincts and true to their hearts.

Today our world - (both internal and external) is literally full of hate and war, and this conflict is just a piece in the grand design of the Gods. At the dawn of every new Aeon there is a clash between the old and the new. At present humanity is being summoned along the path of enlightenment, while we must still shake free from the chains of fear and false love. Secrets are kept veiled from humanity through religion, the governments of the world, and their voice in the media.

The absolute most relevant issue of the day is mind control, but those whom we trust to keep us informed are not mentioning this for a reason. They have hidden higher levels of consciousness from all! They continue to halt and erode the intellectual growth of humanity. They lie to you about what they know, consciously telling everyone half truths pertaining to the mind, body and beyond... The Truth is that we all have to wake up from a hypnotism that is installed in our minds from birth.

By accessing the potential of the human mind we all can use many powers in ourselves. Strengths that we have previously been prohibited from developing due to a form of mass mind control. We have to take control of our minds. Of Our Will! With will power we can de-program ourselves from the brainwashing nonsense that has been installed in our minds by the spiritual and material elite.

The elite know how to use this power and have no problem using it against you. They are extraordinarily wealthy and wicked; their loyal servants are your 'religious' leaders and your government. They control your media, your education systems, and your authorities. They protect you and keep you dumb for a reason. You are their slave. And they are the walls to your prison.

There is no better way to keep slaves in slavery than to have them think they are free. Why would you want to escape your current life, the only life you know of, if you do not know a better life exists?

Throughout history slaves have always been a valuable and highly protected resource. Today is no different. You are a slave. You are given one choice from birth - to commit yourself to a system or suffer the consequences. It's true whether you believe it or not. There is a freedom from your slavery, from the cage they have built around your true possibility.

It's time for you to know that freedom.


-Aleister Crowley-
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The Mayonnaise Jar and 2 CUPS OF COFFEE [30 Oct 2007|01:26am]
One of my favorite email chains!!!

When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 Hours
in a day is not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar
and 2 cups of coffee.

A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in
front of him. When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very
large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf
balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed
that it was.

The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the
jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open
areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the
jar was full. They agreed it was.

The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar.
Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if
the jar was full. The students responded with a unanimous "yes."

The professor then produced two cups of coffee from under the table
and poured the entire contents into the jar, effectively filling the
empty space between the sand. The students laughed.

"Now," said the professor, as the laughter subsided, "I want you to
recognize that this jar represents your life. The golf balls are the
important things - God, family, children, health, friends, and
favorite passions - things that if everything else was lost and only
they remained, your life would still be full.

The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, house, and
car.

The sand is everything else -- the small stuff.

"If you put the sand into the jar first," he continued, "there is no
room for the pebbles or the golf balls. The same goes for life. If you
spend all your time and energy on the small stuff, you will never have
room for the things that are important to you.

So...

Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness. Play
with your children. Take time to get medical checkups. Take your
partner out to dinner. Play another 18. There will always be time to
clean the house and fix the disposal.

"Take care of the golf balls first -- the things that really matter.
Set your priorities. The rest is just sand."

One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the coffee
represented.

The professor smiled. "I'm glad you asked. It just goes to show you
that no matter how full your life may seem, there's always room for a
couple of cups of coffee with a friend."

Please share this with someone you care about.
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The rest of My October... [16 Oct 2007|12:05am]
A Happy Halloween Hello to You!!!
So Much going on these days!
In the last month I spent a couple weeks in San Francisco opening Barneys NY, there and
then going Back for Teaseorma!
I had a wonderful time and must say that the hospitality was spectacular!
I cant wait to go there on another trip!
I have a few great Projects coming up, and I'm drowning in my lack of time to complete
them!
SoOoooOOooooo. .. let me cut to the chase, and get on with the shows...

***THE rest of MY October SHOWS***

1. 10/16 Rouge Coquette @ Azza (UES)
2. 10/19 Fortune A Gogo @ (Rsvp for Locale!)
3. 10/26 Globesity Festival @ Theater for the New City (EV)
4. 10/27 Mr.Choads... @ The Slipperroom (EV)
5. 10/30 Rouge Coquette @ Azza (UES)
6. 10/31 Witches Bordello @ Avalon (Midtown)

***The Details***

***1.***
10/16 Rouge Coquette @ Azza
Join Melody Sweets and the lovely ladies of the Rouge Coquette at Azza to experience the
sexiest, naughtiest, most elegant show in town !
Come downstairs to the lounge and enjoy a signature cocktail, order a hookah, play a
game of poker or pool in the game room and watch as our rotating roster of glamour -
puss performers leave your mouth agape!
See it while it's still FREE! ... yes.... FREE !
(* with two drink minimum)
New surprises every week!
THIS WEEK / Tues. Oct. 16th:
We welcome back the delectable Miss Maine!
The lovely Amber Ray!
Special Guests Jo Boobs & Mr.Matt Mohr!
Melody Sweets!
The Rouge Coquette's smokin' hot Cigarette girl Adrienne !
Our favorite guest dj ...DJ e*rock!
and a birthday celebration for Jennye!
Get there early for good seats!
Showtime 10pm!
*Don't miss the Rouge Coquette's special Halloween extravaganza!
For dinner reservations in their gorgeous French Moroccan restaurant upstairs call
212.755.7055
or visit them online
www.azzanyc. com
137 East 55th Street @ Lexington Avenue
(2 blocks from the 6 train)

***2.***
10/19 Fortune A GOGO @ (RSVP FOR LOCALE)
A SPY CRASHES INTO YOUR LIFE –
WANTING ANSWERS, NEEDING LOVE, AND DRINKS.
LUCKILY, YOU KNOW WHERE TO GO!
Once you rsvp to one of T.H.o.S.E. parties by THE HOUSE OF ST. EVE!
FORTUNE A GO-GO!
A PSYCHIC SPY PARTY
FRIDAY, OCTOBER 19th 2007
8pm – 4am $5/door
DRINKS OF ALL COLORS by The House of St. Eve
Tasty Treats, Good Fortunes, Starry-Eyed Surprises,
Slinky Performances & Good Luck Charmers
DJ Alberto VO5 spinning Swanky, Bachelor Pad Exotica
WE CAN SEE YOU AS: Fortunate Femmebot, Tarot Card Shark, Fab You - Yeah Baby!,
Dionne Warwick (or her Psychic Friends), Spy Vs. Spy, Misty Calpowers, Zodiac Killer, Secret
Sorceress, Bond(age) Girl, Crystal Balls, Fun Shui, He Ching, Diva Nation, Palm Palm Girls,
Raspu Tina Turner, Leo DeCapricorn, Gemma Nye, Libra Strap, Claire Voyant, Tarot Mantic,
Go-Go Gadget, Sixties Pixie, Karma Chameleon, Eva Destruction, Chillin' Villain, Grey Heir,
C. Quinn Pasties, ESPJ Harvey, Mr. T Leaves, La Cosa Nostradamus, Perry Normal, Tits n'
Astrology, Odd Squad, Pussy Galore n' Bacall, or a lucky duck!
RSVP REQUIRED for Brooklyn location and list confirmation: rsvpthing@gmail. com
PLAY BY THE RULES (You'll thank your lucky stars that we conspire to bring you such an
auspicious event)
This is a private party. You MUST be on the list to enter.
Please RSVP with a first & last name
Your guests can simply accompany you or they must RSVP separately. You are responsible
for them.
If you refer friends, they MUST include your name in their RSVP email.
RSVP DEADLINE is the day BEFORE the party! Last-minute RSVPs may not arrive in time.
Not sure if you can come? Go ahead and RSVP anyway.
Don't understand why there are so many rules? Email for explanations.

***3.***
10/26 Globesity Festival @ Theater for the New City
Burlesque Show @ 11pm
This is an Announcement of a Showdown
. . . From the Personal to the Global . . .
GLOBESITY is the over consumption of all natural elements that create and sustain life on
Earth – some of the most vital and visible being water, minerals, oil, and FOOD. Our
approach to food and sustenance is destroying our personal and social health. Our Earth
and our Bodies cannot sustain the beastly grind of consumption. This beast is Globesity. It
has been named. Now is the hour of confrontation.
The GLOBESITY FESTIVAL is razor sharp performance, comedy, education, celebration and
collaboration. With Theatre as our laboratory, we are cooking & cutting up ingredients for
SOLUTIONS.
All participating artists will engage in a juice fast, during which they will conceive a
theatrical performance in response to consumerism. Then, they will develop these
conceptions to be premiered at the festival.
The Globesity Festival is FREE to Everyone.
(That Means You Don't Pay.)
The Globesity Festival is inter-generational and cross-community collaboration. We are
calling all the Elders, The Established, The Emerging artists, activists, instigators,
agitators, innovators, entrepreneurs who with your words, ways, and wares dream into
being SOLUTIONS to the climate of hyper-consumption and consumerism. People from
across the city and worldwide are urged to fast in solidarity for solutions.
COME JOIN US for a Week of discussions, solutions, community building and
PERFORMANCE.
All your questions answered: info@theglobesityfe stival.org
The Festival runs in complexity October 22nd thru the 28th.

***4.***
Mr. Choads... @ The SLipperroom
Mr Choade's Upstairs/Downstairs
October 27
Happy Halloween! Matt Mohr hosts, with Pinchbottom Burlesque, Amber Ray, Pinkie Special
and Rita Menweep
Corner of Stanton and Orchard in the Lower East Side.
NYC's Longest Running Burlesque Show
Doors at 8, show at 10:30. $5 cover.

***5.***
10/30 Rouge Coquette @ Azza
Join Melody Sweets and the lovely ladies of the Rouge Coquette at Azza to experience the
sexiest, naughtiest, most elegant show in town !
Come downstairs to the lounge and enjoy a signature cocktail, order a hookah, play a
game of poker or pool in the game room and watch as our rotating roster of glamour -
puss performers leave your mouth agape!
See it while it's still FREE! ... yes.... FREE !
(* with two drink minimum)
New surprises every week!
Our favorite guest dj ...DJ e*rock!
and a birthday celebration for Jennye!
Get there early for good seats!
Showtime 10pm!
*Don't miss the Rouge Coquette's special Halloween extravaganza!
For dinner reservations in their gorgeous French Moroccan restaurant upstairs call
212.755.7055
or visit them online
www.azzanyc. com
137 East 55th Street @ Lexington Avenue
(2 blocks from the 6 train)

***6.***
10/31 Witches Bordello @ Avalon (midtown)
SUSANNE BARTSCH
invites you to
HALLOWEEN
WITCHES BORDELLO
WEDNESDAY OCTOBER 31
co hosted by
KENNY KENNY
MUSIC: JOHNNY DYNELL, ALEXANDER TECHNIQUE & SURPRISE DJ
hosts: JOHANNA CONSTANTINE, LADYFAG, AMBER RAY, MUFFIN, KIM AVIANCE,
RAINBLO, JOSEPH, VIVA, NICKY LONDON, JUN, BRANDON,
IGGY, MANTRYX, MANNY, AMANDA LEPORE & MORE
PERFORMANCE BY: DANGEROUS MUSE
door: andrea and adam
10 pm $ 20 with invite
AVALON 20 ST & 6 AVE
SPONSORED BY XX DOS EQUIS
INVITE PETER KOBLISH, IMAGE MATHU ANDERSEN, SET DESIGN DESI SANTIAGO,
PRODUCTION MANNY NORENA
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Feel like dancing? [28 Sep 2007|08:25pm]
You have GOT to see THIS!!!!

http://www.dancesisterdance.com/myvid/index.php?v=c15983c412bdcb
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